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My Thick Skull (and drink recipe)

July 26, 2010
By Kelly Cordes
My Thick Skull (and drink recipe)

Here I’d been thinking that I had nothing to write. And then I fell on my face and head. Yes, leave it to me to make the safest climbing possible – overhanging sport climbing – as dangerous as possible. Was at Wizard’s Gate, with my friends Quinn and Wes, was feeling good – all...
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Laziness

July 16, 2010
By Kelly Cordes
Laziness

My god was I lazy yesterday. And all week. Never one to rest on my laurels, today I pushed it and went even lazier. Perhaps even challenging The Dude himself in the running for laziest man worldwide. Today I fell asleep mid-day with Motörhead blasting in my headphones. Now that’s lazy. Or maybe it...
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Snapping Slings (gear geek post)

July 9, 2010
By Kelly Cordes
Snapping Slings (gear geek post)

This post is about safety. I know, WTF? (Boooorrring!) But there’s a first time for everything, and contrary to all indications otherwise, especially given my banter about Disaster Style, sometimes I try to be smart. It’s not always easy, what with my low IQ and all, but Disaster Style is all about living. By...
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Cerro Torre, David Lama and Red Bullshit

June 24, 2010
By Kelly Cordes
Cerro Torre, David Lama and Red Bullshit

Are the days gone where anybody mans-the-fuck-up and apologizes? I’m talking a real apology, not one of these politician apologies (I’m sorry if anyone misconstrued my construed intent…). Does anyone anymore just say, “I’m sorry. I’m truly sorry. I messed up, I won’t do it again, and here, please, let me try to fix...
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Media Review: My First Baby (’n stuff)

June 17, 2010
By Kelly Cordes
Media Review: My First Baby (’n stuff)

This rambling post has practically nothing to do with climbing. It’s about babies, raising babies, and the whole idea of web media. Huh? Yeah, stuff that I know nearly nothing about, but that hasn’t stopped me before. Hard to believe, but we have some talent in my family – my sister, Jill is a...
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Loser

June 11, 2010
By Kelly Cordes
Loser

Yes, another autobiographical post. I know, it’s all about me. But this is a blog, after all, so what did you expect? Friends are coming back from Alaska, some are still up there, we’re about to send the AAJ to print (and I’ll resume writing more, especially since I’ve got some cool projects upcoming...
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The Adventures of ShredDawg

June 3, 2010
By Kelly Cordes
The Adventures of ShredDawg

By now we all know that my truest talent is goofing off. They say you should do what you do best, and along those lines a friend keeps urging me to return the Bossman (Boss McGillicutty, for those who might remember…as soon as I can figure out the technology, I’ll post the article), but...
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Fear and Spraying in Estes Park

May 26, 2010
By Kelly Cordes
Fear and Spraying in Estes Park

What does boxing have to do with climbing? A lot, actually. Or at least I think so. I try to explain while weaving together a couple of stories in a new Dirtbag Diaries episode, The Pugilist (free download from the site, also free on iTunes). As I’ve written before, I love podcasts, and regularly...
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Another Pointless Post: Sweatpants and the Car Wash

May 19, 2010
By Kelly Cordes
Another Pointless Post: Sweatpants and the Car Wash

The differences in lifestyles across sub-sets of our culture sometimes leave me stupefied. Last December, while sitting at a gas mart in Thornton, a cookie-cutter suburb of Denver, waiting to meet Scotty D for a brief climbing road trip, I stared, mouth agape, at the six-deep line of cars and SUVs waiting to enter...
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Jumbo Goes Big

May 14, 2010
By Kelly Cordes
Jumbo Goes Big

On Shi-Shi, Giri-Giri, and I-TO Jumbo goes big. Again. And what impresses me about Katsutaka “Jumbo” Yokoyama isn’t just his mind-blowing climbing – if you’ve been paying attention, you know him as the de facto ring leader of the Japanese “Giri-Giri Boys,” who’ve been sending incredibly ambitious alpine routes around the world in recent...
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